I Thought I Was Younger

I don't like watching me get older. I was looking in the mirror and made a squinty face and saw the lines in or around the eyes the denote, "Oh, it's your turn to appear wise whether you are or not (my case, not).
As I was driving with excellent tunes on the radio, I was thinking that I have no idea of what is current, even in the Pop realm. This was very troublesome because, not that I'm always current, but I do know what's going on basically, around me. Even though I focus on another decade, I enjoy all music (except, of course, country, which I wish was as dead as disco). This is bothersome. I really don't like not knowing. What can I do? I can't hang around Cutler's Records or Strawberries, it would be creepy (can't anyway with the restraining order imposed after the 'incident' in which I was totally blameless, and those walls should fixed by now anyway).