Ten Things I Believe Are True

1.) No matter how much you talk up abstinence or threaten with AIDS or eternal damnation or eternal parenthood that will ruin your life, sex is still going to feel really good and remain more desireable than anything else.

2.) Pizza is perfect

3.) Although beer is a good chaser for pizza, wine is actually better.

4.) Really depends on when your olden days were, to guage how good they really were.

5.) People are full of surprises. Trite, but nevertheless true.

6.) TV is not as bad for you as people say.

7.) No God. Sorry.

8.) Women and men are the same.

9.) Movie stars are bigger than TV stars.

10.) I hope these will be good olden days.