But Mom, all the other kids have really cool websites

As I see the sites that began around the same time that I did evolving into these really cool websites, I think, "Hey I want a really cool site too!"
Don't get me wrong, I love A Connecticut Yankee, but let me tell ya it seems like a bitch to come up with a template idea for it. So I may soon be embarking on a quest for a new identity.
And this would be the part where you, the viewer could join in! (and I know this will open up a can of digital worms but...)
Any Suggestions? And please, I wish to avoid an 'R' rating, so suggestions like,'The Fuckin'Amazing Blog!"or, "Now I'm Gonna Fuckin' Tell You What I Think!" are not gonna fly (but thanks for trying, and it proves you're reading me!)
Anyway, you get the idea.
I hope.